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Happy Thanksgiving From Chicken Turkey Cutlets!
Because all of us at Dlisted (even our Canadian producer of foolery Allison) are spending the rest of today getting all-the-way boozed up on jug wine, vodka, gin, whiskey, tequila, Lysol toilet...
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Open Post: Hosted By A Heaping Serving Of Chicken à la Class
Those of you who are educated in the important subject of Phoebe Price may have figured that she’s in DC right now, because as the nation’s premiere seat filler, her services are needed at the...
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Happy Easter From Phoebe Price’s Nalgas!
Because we here at Dlisted take the 2000-ish anniversary of the reboot of Jesus very seriously, we’re taking the day off to go to Catholic mass (read: find a liquor store that’s open because my stupid...
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Happy Fourth Of July From America’s Most Elegant And Gorgeous Citizen!
Anybody who has ever read the Declaration of Independence knows of this highly important passage: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by...
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Lisa Bloom Is Now Involved In The Rob & Chyna Drama
If you’re already bored with this Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna melodrama and that headline has made you sleepier than Kourtney Kartrashian’s thought process, then let me just say that it was either...
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Open Post: Hosted By The Trifecta Of Pure Elegance
If you were at MoMA in NYC recently, then you definitely already saw that picture above, because it has replaced Monet’s Reflections of Clouds on the Water-Lily Pond. Monet tried it, but that portrait...
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Happy Turkey Day From A Giant Serving Of Demure-Encrusted Chicken Cutlets
Don’t worry, I heard all of you (read: none of you) scream that you can’t possibly slurp down a fat slice of canned cranberry loaf and a spoonful of roasted marshmallows (bottomed with a touch of...
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Open Post: Hosted By Phoebe Price Bringing Massive Amounts Of Demureness Into...
Many of us hope that 2018 will bring in many, many changes (examples: 2018 being the year that we finally get some dick, the house next door to me getting plowed down to make way for a 24-hour...
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It Wouldn’t Be A National Holiday Without Bikini Pics Of Phoebe Price!
It’s been 146 days since the last time the pages of Dlisted have been slathered with the demure freckled hotness blowing off of Phoebe Price as she graciously graces the lenses of a pap who just so...
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Open Post: Hosted By Red, White, Blue And Ginger Elegance
“I’ve never been truly proud of creating the American flag until I saw this gorgeous picture,” said the ghost of Betsy Ross, or whoever is responsible for the American flag. You know that fireworks...
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